![]() A cornerstone of both versions is vehicular manslaughter.įolklore’s “betty,” “august,” and “cardigan” are a trilogy of songs about loitering told from three different perspectives. I know this because I not only read The Great Gatsby in high school, but I also saw the Fergie-scored film adaptation. Much like Taylor Swift’s discography, The Great Gatsby is also about terrible driving, which I assume is why she relates to it. “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” ( Reputation) So Taylor has absolutely no business galavanting through traffic on foot like a regular Kelly Killoren Bensimon.ġ2. Traffic lights, per their name, are famously designed for cars - not pedestrians. “I’m walking fast through the traffic lights” The average wind speed in Taylor’s home state of Pennsylvania is 17.1 mph, the highest wind speed ever recorded on Earth is 253 mph, and the speed of “The Wind” by Cat Stevens is 115 BPM. Now, to be fair, there’s some room for debate on just how fast she’s going since it depends on wind speed. Particularly if it’s not even a cul-de-sac and you’ll have to do a three-point turn to get out. Whether it be a new Maserati, or a pre-owned Toyota RAV4, it is never a good idea to take off full speed down a dead-end street. “Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street,įaster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly” Their “song” is going to be the sound of sirens if he doesn’t get his act together. The first thing they teach you in driver’s ed is to keep your hands at ten and two, and yet here Taylor is driving around town with a boy who only has one hand on the wheel. “He’s got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel, But much like the way traffic cops do their jobs, the reasoning is mostly arbitrary and made up. Here, we rank every traffic violation in Taylor Swift’s discography, considering factors like severity of the infraction, danger level, and importance to T. The trend has slowed down as of late, suggesting that Joe Alwyn is a very good, responsible driver, whose time behind the wheel is not interesting enough to sing about - thank God. Amongst this “long list of ex-lovers,” there are some reckless drivers, some who make minor mistakes, and some whose licenses should be revoked. That being said, when really examining these violations with a critical eye, it becomes apparent that most of them were actually committed by the men driving Taylor around. ![]() ![]() And after nine albums of this, it’s reached a point where I finally begin to understand why the gay antagonist in “Picture to Burn” didn’t let her drive his “stupid old pickup truck.” Anyone who’s either a Swiftie or a crossing guard is sure to have noticed just how often Taylor sings about these illegal traffic maneuvers. In doing so, there are certain recurring themes or tropes that become apparent, like forbidden romances, colors representing emotions, and the worst driving imaginable. From there I took it to YouTube and tried to build my buzz on the internet and now I’m signed to Def Jam Motown records. For the most part it’s been changes for the better because I’m in a position to help my family and help the people that I love.As Taylor Swift continues the slow but steady release of her re-recordings with Red (Taylor’s Version), we’re able to collectively revisit some of her early work through the lens of her discography as a whole. I tried singing, I started doing talent shows and stuff like that and my peers they gravitated to me and gave me a good response. I could always sing but I never took it seriously until I got into high school. My older brother and I were raised by a single mother. His story: I was born and raised in Fort Lauderdale, FL. I don’t want to be that dude that’s too cool for everything. Everybody’s trying to be cool, it’s not what music’s really about. What he’s going to bring to the music industry: I want to get people feeling good again. I know I take inspiration from cats that have been here before me but for the most part I feel like I don’t sound like anyone or trying to sound like anyone. I would have loved to see what it would be like to be in the studio with Marvin.ī’s sound: it’s own. When people come up to me I’m really laid back but on stage that’s when I get my time to do whatever I want.ĭream Collaboration: Marvin Gaye. ![]() Two interesting facts about B Smyth: People don’t realize my struggle or my story as far as me coming up and being from Florida. Age He Wishes To Remain Forever: I want to be 21 for the rest of my life!
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